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March 17, 2012
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NIKON
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COOLPIX S3000
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10/25 second
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6 mm
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Nov 30, 1999, 12:00:00 AM
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Hello, 911? by reztips Hello, 911? by reztips
i have no appropriate words to express.

(HEY. IF YOU USE THIS, ASK ME FIRST. I'M SERIOUS. I WILL CUT OFF YOUR NARDS.)

edit: okay, it hasn't even been 24 hours and my jaw has been dragging along the floor from all the views. i would politely go and post "thanks for the fave" on all your guys's profiles, but then i think my computer would get mad at me and purposely shut down to make way for the silent treatment. thanks, by the way <3 i'm starting to think i should do this more often

edit II: holy crap on a spatula, i made it to the fourth page :O thats new. usually my stuff is on like, the billionth page hahah

edit III: there are approximately 11,000 views as of this moment. I seem to have misplaced my jaw somewhere. Its dropped so far down that i think it's met Earth's molten core already. good thing i gotta spare! (booyah beotchesss)

edit III: ...the views somehow jumped 44,000 overnight. it's like the views fairy accidentally dumped all her fairy dust on this picture. i've already gone through my 4 spare jaws in the last 5 minutes, so let's just say i'm "unhinged" at the moment. toodley doos, my kung fu poos! (that made sense.)

edit IV: okay, the views are over 67,000 and i'm like, "seriously guys, go away"...naw i'm kidding, i love you! <3 (unicorns on see saws--NO MEDS--fru buu deh doo dee doo [heh heh.."doodee"..i ish mature yahh])

edit V: *burp*

edit VI: just found out my picture's been used to lecture people on starting loans. my life is now complete.
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:iconholaannechen:
Holaannechen Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013   Traditional Artist
HAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS SO FUNNY, CREATIVE AND CUTE!
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:iconreztips:
reztips Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013
thanks!
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:iconbughymn:
Bughymn Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Student Writer
May I post this on 9gag with a link to the original image? don't want anything cut off :D
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:iconreztips:
reztips Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
sure
thanks for asking C:
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:iconshadowfangirl112:
Shadowfangirl112 Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol...can I try this?
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:iconreztips:
reztips Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012
sure, i guess. as long as it looks uniquely you C:
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:iconshadowfangirl112:
Shadowfangirl112 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ok
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:iconwhiteligra:
WhiteLigra Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2012  Student
random lol I found it both disturbing and kind of cute but the true lol moment was "edit VI: just found out my picture's been used to lecture people on starting loans. my life is now complete."
Seams like a strange thing for a lecture on loans but what do I know about loans?
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:iconreztips:
reztips Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012
hahahahah it was something about losing an arm or leg or head and i guess whoever posted it thought my picture was appropriate.
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:iconhtfleopord:
HTFleopord Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2012
reminds me of HTF
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:iconreztips:
reztips Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012
hahah that's a new one
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:iconhtfleopord:
HTFleopord Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012
XD
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:iconckenyon1964:
ckenyon1964 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2012
Simply brilliant.
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:iconreztips:
reztips Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012
thank you C:
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:iconvanilla1027:
vanilla1027 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
*scarred* laughing my head off, this is hilarious!
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:iconreztips:
reztips Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012
thank you! i hope you head is in a better state than the finger
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:iconvanilla1027:
vanilla1027 Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I think it is....
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:iconreztips:
reztips Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012
hahaha let's hope so
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:iconaboutsocks:
aboutsocks Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012
Are you sure?
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:iconvanilla1027:
vanilla1027 Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
actually, no.
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:iconsexykombat112099:
SexyKombat112099 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
How did you make the one finger look like it was cut in half?
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:iconreztips:
reztips Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012
i colored it in with marker. that's gotta be healthy.
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:iconsexykombat112099:
SexyKombat112099 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh okay ^-^ and you have made the cutest artworks! Keep up the good work m'am
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:iconreztips:
reztips Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012
thank you!
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:iconalice-knightshadow:
Alice-KnightShadow Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Ha lol!
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:iconreztips:
reztips Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2012
CX
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:iconalice-knightshadow:
Alice-KnightShadow Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Lol that is epic. !!!!
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:iconbloommusa:
BloomMusa Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012
OH MY GOD! HE ATE HIM! :O
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:iconreztips:
reztips Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012
YEAH :D
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:iconelemental-quest:
Elemental-Quest Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
How in the world would this be used to lecture people on loans? That just does not compute in my head.
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:iconreztips:
reztips Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012
i can't even--i had no idea what was going on. it was something about losing an arm or leg or some appendage. maybe a head.
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:iconelemental-quest:
Elemental-Quest Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Maybe to buy said something would cost you an arm and a leg, but getting a loan would ease the burden of such a big purchase. Just a guess, though.
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:iconreztips:
reztips Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012
ooh thats a good one
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:iconelemental-quest:
Elemental-Quest Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconbowplz: Thank you, thank you very much. I'll be here all week!
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:iconreztips:
reztips Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2012
XD
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:iconthewaffleperson:
thewaffleperson Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"Yeah, um... Right away... Cool..."
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:iconreztips:
reztips Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012
hahahah i can imagine that
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:iconthewaffleperson:
thewaffleperson Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
totally
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:iconrotflshtipmp:
ROTFLSHTIPMP Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2012  Student General Artist
[link]

just letting you know.
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:iconreztips:
reztips Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2012
wooaah. thats disappointing.
hopefully its some kid who isnt fully aware of dA plagiarism.
or else i'm gonna bust their ass up...or something like that..
anyways, thanks. i left them a sarcastic comment C:
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:iconrotflshtipmp:
ROTFLSHTIPMP Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2012  Student General Artist
you're welcome, babe. She has a few deviations that I noticed from other places. needs to be reported.
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:iconreztips:
reztips Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2012
if i had a sword, i would knight you.
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:iconrotflshtipmp:
ROTFLSHTIPMP Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2012  Student General Artist
damn. i've always wanted to be knighted.
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:iconreztips:
reztips Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2012
i would love to.
but my sword is at the shop and my queenly granny panties are in the wash.
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:iconrotflshtipmp:
ROTFLSHTIPMP Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2012  Student General Artist
wrong place, wrong time. .____.
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:iconreztips:
reztips Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2012
i knowww. it makes me wanna facepalm my face off.
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:icondoomtay:
DoomTay Featured By Owner May 23, 2012
I thought you actually cut your finger off. Then I saw how flat the cut was and thought "Photoshop". Then I saw a bit of gloss and thought "black paint". Whew. Then I could half and appreciate the gag.

And after I typed that up, I looked up and saw the pinky finger "head" got EATEN
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:iconreztips:
reztips Featured By Owner May 23, 2012
HAHAHAHAH oh my god that is hilarious. props, man
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:iconlivipoo:
LiviPoo Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012
I like the one without its finger head thingy!! XD
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:iconreztips:
reztips Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2012
hahah thanks!
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